Latest dream

Saturday night, I had one of those dreams that's easily explainable by what happened the day before.

So Saturday night I was in Houston for a wedding. My friends got some girls to come hang out back at the hotel room. I was talking to this girl, but then they all had to go 'cause her friends were passing out. Also, the security guard had to stop by our room to tell us to shut the hell up.

That night, I dreamed that we were at a huge party. There were security guards there, and when my buddy hopped on the pool table and pretended he was gonna throw the rack like a discus, he was arrested. Then all the girls left. I told my buddy "Balls, I was talking to that Amanda girl." He said, "Don't worry, I'll find out who she is." A bunch of nothing happened, and then my friend came back with a piece of paper full of chicken scratch, like a Linear Algebra II test gone way wrong. In the top-right corner he had something circled. He said, "OK man, here's what I got!"...

"-8"

"Negative eight?" I ask. He suddenly looked less proud of his work, and just said, "Balls."

...

Was it part of a phone number? The beginning of the right-side of a zip code? The world may never know. Goodbye, Amanda...

Kent is...

Here's a list of phrases I found by googling for "kent is". Shannon said everyone with a blog has to do this.

• Kent is normally heaviest in the spring.


• Kent is afraid of dogs, afraid of heights, and willing to let almost anyone push him around.


• Kent is just a hitting machine.


• Kent is not upset.


• Kent is sometimes known as the 'Garden of England'.


• Kent is a diverse and exciting subject.


• Kent is all about getting websites to be interactive.


• Kent is one of the triumvirate.


• Kent is right.


• Kent is an outstanding choice.


• Kent is by far the superior jazz performer.

First Post

I'll start with some rhymes:

orange
door hinge